How Does Santa Do It?

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Many of you are looking forward to Santa coming to your house on Christmas Eve. While we all know that this jolly man who loves cookies and milk, arrives in a sleigh pulled by eight reindeers, and gives gifts to good kids, have you ever wondered how he gets ready for his world-wide giving tour? And how does he know what you want and if you have been naughty or nice?

Larry Silverberg, a professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering at North Carolina State University thinks he has figured out the magical powers of our favorite red-suited gift distributor.

First he thinks that Santa has a personal antenna to every kids mind - kind of like the technology that is currently being used in cellphones. Through this he knows that Kavi in Mill Valley is hoping for a scooter, while Ellie in New York wants a new computer. Of course, the letters help too!

Then comes the question of how to get to all the kids in time. Silverberg estimates that Santa travels about 200 million miles every Christmas Eve. That's like going to Mars to see the Mars Rover! Silverberg says Santa knows how to stretch time and space, so what seems to us like one night, is longer to him, giving him enough time to slide down the hundreds of millions of chimneys and eat those yummy cookies each year.

Okay so how does he manage to fit all those toys into that small sleigh of his?Silverberg's thought of this too. He believes Santa uses nanotechnology , (devices that are built on small scales) to "grow" the gifts. He starts with natural items like candy canes and soot and reverse "grows" them, so they pop up wrapped and ready to go.

Afraid Santa won't be able to find your house? No need to fear, as Santa's sleigh is equipped with GPS (global positioning system) to make sure he won't get lost. And just in case he does, the reindeers are genetically bred to fly, balance on rooftops and see in the dark. So leave a carrot out for these hard-working animals!

"He know when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Well, how does he know? It's simple: Santa has a network of antennas buried underneath the snow to receive "nice" signals and "naughty" signals. It works like a radar. And don't forget his satellites up in space!

While Silverberg seems to have uncovered all of Santa's trade secrets, he still hasn't figured out how this stout fella gets down the chimney. That is classified information known only to the elves and the man himself.

Ho! Ho! Ho! and to all a good night and Merry Christmas!

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108 Comments
  • dustin
    dustinover 12 years
    he is your parents
  • i like cookiesalmost 13 years
    i like cooooooooookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • sierraalmost 13 years
      put a video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!santa
      • I LIKE COOKIES!almost 13 years
        l LIKE COOKKIES!
        • Suzannaalmost 13 years
          Oh my goodness! I guess now those non-believers( yes, you know who you are) have a reason to believe in the mighty gift-giver known to us as Santa Clause or Saint Nicholas. Now I hope that Santa is respected as a genius for using all of these cool scientistish materials. And ho,ho,howdy to all of you!
        • silverwarrior
          silverwarrioralmost 13 years
          I LOVE SANTA I BELIVE IN HIM BUT IM STILL 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          • santaalmost 13 years
            santa live in the nouth pole
            • wolfpaw
              wolfpawalmost 13 years
              This is good information to know considering what time of year it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              • rageandl0v
                rageandl0valmost 13 years
                that dude Silverberg is stalking santa and his secrets!!! and i seriously don't think there are antennas under the snow. what if its someplace that doesnt snow like hawaii or jamaica??? all i'm saying is that santa does this cool stuff because hes cool! SANTA YOURE AWESOME!!!
                • Oliviaalmost 13 years
                  Santa rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!